Want It From Behind While You Play Super Mario Brothers?

 

All you freaky Super Mario chicks in Orlando, listen up. Your dream date just arrived. My friend from Scranton, Pennsylvania emailed this to me. I thought it was so funny I’d share it with you. And Dave, sometimes I wonder about you hun :p

Want it from behind while you play Super Mario Brothers ? - m4w


Date: 2008-07-02, 2:35PM EDT

Do you love to play Super Mario Brothers on the Classic Nintendo System? Do you like to get tagged from behind while you do it? This is the post for you then.

You must know your way around the game before we meet, must be open to anal sex, also able to fake an orgasm is a plus. I will send you the address to a hotel and a room number. When you arrive the door will be open. Please come in close and lock the door and close the shades if they are still open. I will be in the bathroom and the door will be closed. Turn on the TV and the Nintendo. Remove all of your clothing. Turn off all lights in the room and kneel down on the bed so you are directly in the light of the TV. You need to be facing the TV with your butt in the air pointed toward the pillows on the bed. Full craigslist.org classified ad here.

Posted by Melissa on July 25th, 2008 filed in Gaming, Humor



4 Responses to “Want It From Behind While You Play Super Mario Brothers?”

  1. Melissa Says:

    Ok, there are a TON of people on my site right now. If you like the article, say so and submit a comment! sheez…

  2. Melissa Says:

    they are my friends wondering why you are using my name all of a sudden. Did you recently marry a Hedwall or are you trying to steal my identity? I sent you an email a while back, with no response. Up until this year I was the only Melissa Hedwall in the world, so I find it odd that all of a sudden there you are. If you are sharing my name with me due to marriage, welcome to the family of horrible last names, but yeash, you could have returned my email.

  3. Melissa Says:

    Are you kidding me? I don’t appreciate you accusing me of something on a random blog post like this. Why not have some tact and use the “Contact Me” page and send a real, private, message? I’m not even going to justify why my name is what it is to you or anyone else.

  4. Ken Hedwall Says:

    I have proudly carried the last name Hedwall for 43 years I take great offense at your comment “welcome to the family of horrible last names” If you believe your last name is that bad please change it and kindly refrain from making such comments.

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